dragon-in-a-fez:

sassykardashian:

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

you just put every marriage counsellor out of business

gixsy:

plantias:

red-lipstick:

Wittap aka Witta Priester (New Zealand) - Canterbury Arch or Asperatus Cloud?, 2005  An amazing sky taken off the deck of a rental home in Hanmer, NZ.      Photography

whoaa

Just live your life, get a plant and love yourself.
pulpfanfiction:

onslaughtsix:

askradicalgoodspeed:

tumblewhoreo:

Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars

austin:

"what do you wanna be when you grow up?"

rich

ilikeyouandvodka:

In America you can ship a coconut. Just put an address on it and pay for postage and you can actually mail it. If that’s not freedom then I don’t know what is.

disrespectfuloptimist:

 

I’d like to have a word with you. The word is sex.

dontwannasaygoodbye:

Explaining tumblr to someone who doesn’t know what it is is seriously the hardest thing to do

"All I can ever ask of you is to please never settle for me. If I’m not what you’re looking for, if I’m not good enough for you, then don’t stay."

Because you’ll end up leaving anyways (via brunettes-n-sunsets)

Please, do me that favor. Do yourself that favor.

(via sheisjustawish)

engorgio-reducio:

should i reblog for the caption or the tags

crownmeyourking:

conshence:

That awful moment when you wake up.

this happens to me like every day it’s annoying

cumber-b:

natureisthecult:

breatheghost:

unimpressedcats:

when your leg turns against you

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. OMFG.

this is 500% of what’s wrong with my life

i just love the disbelief in the cat’s eyes over the fact that her own leg is kicking the shit out of her