mellowminty:

i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time

solluxander:

can you illegally download sleep

sexyfitarmychick:

I will never understand why stripping is seen as degrading.

Like…the job description is literally “I am so hot that you could never get me in real life so you’re going to have to pay me to dance for you.”

????

kawaiianimejesus:

captain-boomerang:

captain-boomerang:

check out this periodic table

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I have made a lot of bad jokes but this is still probably my greatest hit

omfg

animemcdonalds:

animemcdonalds:

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one follower away from independence

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supamuthafuckinvillain:

When ur beating ur meat and u hear ur name being called
animatedamerican:

awwww-cute:

A box of baby bengals

"What? No, I’m sorry, I ordered half a dozen mini bagels —”"Shut up, we’re keeping them."
so-personal:

everything personal

gnarly:

I have 4 personalities:

1. When I’m alone

2. When I’m around friends

3. When I’m around my parents

4. When I’m around someone I like