IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES
you just put every marriage counsellor out of business
"what do you wanna be when you grow up?"
In America you can ship a coconut. Just put an address on it and pay for postage and you can actually mail it. If that’s not freedom then I don’t know what is.
I’d like to have a word with you. The word is sex.
Explaining tumblr to someone who doesn’t know what it is is seriously the hardest thing to do
Because you’ll end up leaving anyways (via brunettes-n-sunsets)
Please, do me that favor. Do yourself that favor.
That awful moment when you wake up.
this happens to me like every day it’s annoying